Creeping Acid Fetus Hiding In Your Lampshade

The clouds looked like fluffy, pink candyfloss on this tragic day.The diabetic bunny prepared everything for his party.It was his birthday and he expected all of his friends, like the diarrhea duck,the pill popper pig and many more. Suddenly he felt very upset, it was his special day and everybody would enjoy the fantastic chocolate cake, everybody except him.Even the extra large bouncy castle, the fireworks and the cheap hookers couldn’t cheer him up. He decided that it was time to change his sad life, he didn’t want to agonize over his diabetes anymore. There was no reason to put his trust in the shady doctors in his hometown, he trusted those bastards way too long.His only option was to make a pact with the forces of evil and there was still enough time left for a black mass before his party starts. "Let’s do this shit!", said the diabetic bunny.He called Cthulhu and nothing happened. Then he tried to invoke various hoodoo spirits but it didn’t work. Maybe he didn’t get the right giblets for the ceremony."Time for some classic shit!", said the diabetic bunny.He called for Lucifer, the prince of darkness, the bringer of light and a huge, tremendous thunderstorm broke loose, the fires of hell surrounded him and the devil,this handsome bastard appeared in front of him in a crimson robe and with two succubi by his side. “What do you want, little friend of mine?”, said the evil emperor with his deep voice and the bunny started to shake."I.. I want to get rid of my diabetes.", replied the bunny."Haha.. it’s a huge pain in the ass, isn’t it? All the candy that you can’t eat.",laughed the devil. “Well, no problem at all, just give me your soul and I will make your dream come true. Here sign this contract with your blood and hurry the fuck up, I will have dinner with some bank manager in 30 minutes and I don’t want to make them wait. Those guys scare even me, they can get mad like hell.”The bunny bit his paw and signed the contract and suddenly the the thunderstorm broke loose again and the devil vanished with an evil laugh."Awesome!", said the bunny. "Job done, time for some chocolate cake!"

The clouds looked like fluffy, pink candyfloss on this tragic day.
The diabetic bunny prepared everything for his party.
It was his birthday and he expected all of his friends, like the diarrhea duck,
the pill popper pig and many more. Suddenly he felt very upset, it was his special day and everybody would enjoy the fantastic chocolate cake, everybody except him.
Even the extra large bouncy castle, the fireworks and the cheap hookers couldn’t cheer him up. He decided that it was time to change his sad life, he didn’t want to agonize over his diabetes anymore. There was no reason to put his trust in the shady doctors in his hometown, he trusted those bastards way too long.
His only option was to make a pact with the forces of evil and there was still enough time left for a black mass before his party starts.
"Let’s do this shit!", said the diabetic bunny.
He called Cthulhu and nothing happened. Then he tried to invoke various hoodoo spirits but it didn’t work. Maybe he didn’t get the right giblets for the ceremony.
"Time for some classic shit!", said the diabetic bunny.
He called for Lucifer, the prince of darkness, the bringer of light and a huge, tremendous thunderstorm broke loose, the fires of hell surrounded him and the devil,
this handsome bastard appeared in front of him in a crimson robe and with two succubi by his side. “What do you want, little friend of mine?”, said the evil emperor with his deep voice and the bunny started to shake.
"I.. I want to get rid of my diabetes.", replied the bunny.
"Haha.. it’s a huge pain in the ass, isn’t it? All the candy that you can’t eat.",
laughed the devil. “Well, no problem at all, just give me your soul and I will make your dream come true. Here sign this contract with your blood and hurry the fuck up, I will have dinner with some bank manager in 30 minutes and I don’t want to make them wait. Those guys scare even me, they can get mad like hell.”
The bunny bit his paw and signed the contract and suddenly the the thunderstorm broke loose again and the devil vanished with an evil laugh.
"Awesome!", said the bunny. "Job done, time for some chocolate cake!"

  1. rocketintospace reblogged this from scrapped-phrases
  2. scrapped-phrases reblogged this from cafhiyl
  3. cafhiyl posted this